@ainwonderland
i cannot roll my tongue, but i can make some mean funeral potatoes.
i cannot roll my tongue, but i can make some mean funeral potatoes.
- Flight out of SLC had free wifi coupons. Man in row in front of me watched porn until being told by the flight attendant to shut it down or they’d turn the plane around.
- Flight was super full, so they offered us drink coupons to check our bags at the gate. Yes, I did take them up on that offer, and the bloody mary was awesome.
- I will never ever understand the people who wear pjs and look like they just rolled out of bed to travel. I understand the need to be comfortable on the plane, but really - would it kill you to brush your hair and put on deodorant before you left the house?
- When airporting, I try to find the worst-named place to eat. Often times it turns out better than expected. Slapshotz Grill in Detroit was okay.
- Did get a giaaaaant gin and tonic at their bar though, which was delish. The man by me at the bar looked exactly like David Wallace from The Office. I wanted to ask him what he thought of Michael Scott, but decided against it.
- Saw a grown woman sit down in the middle of the airport and refuse to move until her husband gave her the boarding passes, because as she screamed, “he wasn’t smart enough to use them right”.
- Flight to Manchester - window seat in a row of three. This awful woman who must have weighed 500 pounds sat next to me in the other two seats. She took up two whole fucking seats. And wore a leopard print snuggie the whole flight. I was scared to ask her to move so I could pee. Longest. Hour. Flight. EVER.
More adventures to come.
