down the rabbit hole

“ Once, on Facebook, someone suggested to me in all seriousness that maybe people would be able to afford their insurance premiums if they would buy rice and beans in bulk, as this cost-effective eating strategy would enable them (I can only imagine) to devote the necessary 20% of their income to making sure Cigna’s CFO gets one of those Land Rovers that gives him a blowjob when he turns on the windshield wipers. ”